Posted by: valleybrunette | March 24, 2010

I Am a Secret Eater

For those who don’t know “Secret Eaters” are those people who only eat salads at dinner and then binge when they get home or claim that they NEVER EVER diet. Okay, so it’s a term that I mainly came up with to describe a roommate from college who was overweight but absolutely refused to eat anything but lettuce in front of men.

It is my eternal shame that I realized today that I’m a secret eater. See, I typically eat my dinner around 4:30p so that by the time I go to boxing training my food has processed and I won’t faint. Today, I find myself in my darkened office, jumping at any indication that someone will come into the room and discover me eating. Just eating. Nothing out of the ordinary. I don’t want to be caught. I feel as if I’m going to be judged for eating.

This is not good.


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